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TV Reporter 1: <under Angry Sniper> ...keep your cameras on the field...
Angry Sniper: Step 2: Deliver the message. I got a job at the park as a beer guy… I needed the money and hey, free beer. Can't pass up anything free in this country. Free this. I poured beer out of six of the mini keg size and put in a small explosive charge. I packed each keg with pamphlets saying "your government is poisoning you" and latex balloons full of silver nitrate. It’s easy to make and cheap as shit. Before the game I put the special kegs in trash-cans all around the upper level.
*Explosions can be heard, screams of terror
On TV: Ladies and Gentleman, Wrigley Field has apparently been the victim of a terrorist attack. The important thing is for everyone that can hear my voice to remain calm!
''(sound of the clanking and cocking of a gun)'' Angry Sniper: Hollow points have stopping power in close, but they give you more air resistance at long range, less reliable. This range I use a light 50 with PMG BMG steel jackets, pricey, but...sometimes the cost of liberty is 92 dollars a box.
On TV(2): You, whoever you are you ragheaded asshole the cops are going to find you, and they are going to waste your skinny brown asses! You hear me motherfucker!?
On TV: Listen, the important thing is that America will not give in to these cowardly actions of violence...
''(sound of walking on wood)''
Angry Sniper: Step three: punishment. These people need to know if they get on camera and they lie to America, they are going to pay a price.
*The TV emergency system cuts on and then the TV is flipped off. Emergency vehicles are heard outside
Angry Sniper: Bible thumpers in suits and thugs who raped and killed America; we're gonna sit there and watch them hump the corpse. A nation that sees them for what for what they really are is the only thing that these fuckers understand, force is the only fucking language they understand. It’s not about money, it’s not about money. It’s not about firepower. It’s about finding the will to act. A credit card and a hardware store can make you a hero. You can save America if you have the will.
''[static containing morse code]''